Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Knock you down

Shh… he likes one of my roomies, constantly displaying a variety of tactics to woo her_ we on the other hand are benefiting like crazy, sinking our teeth in to bars of chocolate, swallowing ice cream like snakes, as for B-foster bread, ye fa nu kwa_ wait,does he own a bakery?
Babes are seriously enjoying the fruit of his labour, whiles minding our own business ooo….
To each his own, after all love comes in different forms.

I reckon, we all have a story to tell on board the ship; “how I met your mother“.

As the saying goes, there are many ways in killing a cat.
I conducted a little research among my friends,each recounted how they met that significant or not soo.. significant other, emphasis on the wooing process.

We came up with the following categories:

Scholarship_ this is when, lady luck is on your side. Your buddy went in for the game, but the meat, would rather have you take the shot.

Study mates_ I don’t understand, can you please help me out. Professor rat poison on the move.

Main squeeze_ those who like to splash, today frankies, tomorrow Chinese, Jackie Chan, then Jet Lee.

Family and friends_ innocent beginnings graduates to midnight phone calls and all day text messages. Is your brother at home?

Mummy and daddy_ playfully referring to each other as husbands and wives, sons and daughters. Hmm... extended family system.

Killers_ those who go in for the kill,they don't play about the bush. In their HAMMER shoes,they knock you off your feet.

So where does Mr. B- foster fall?………

6 comments:

  1. Keep in mind, there is no free lunch :-)lol!

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  2. Looooooooooooool, you're a genius for how you put your thoughts down. Keep it up!

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  3. Ahh.. Maame,when it comes to pay day, we are simply perchers lol!. "Roomie" is the one in hot water.

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  4. Thanks Nana Yaw,u make me blush :-)

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  5. is B-foster pizza? and oh i agree with u....u enjoy while ur roomie suffers......skkkkkkkkkkkkk....hmmmm....girls! Mbeema de y33br3 papa. Yese mbaa p3 nkwasia fo na 3y3 nokware paa......skkkkkkkkkk

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  6. lmao! Nana Akwasi, you want my trouble abi?

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