Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Mr. P-O-P

Diana King said she doesn’t want anybody who is loving everybody; she wants a shy guy, the kinda guy who will only be hers.

Does that include the Mr. P-O-P’s_ the one whose lips has been sealed with plaster of Paris, and thus can’t make his feelings known.

Action they say speaks louder than words, but until shortie hears the thoughts which linger, she’ll claim ignorance. Unless, the feeling is mutual.

Poor dude, hitting on ‘roomie’, it’s so obvious; yet he says not a word. She's on her knees praying that he’ll never ask; too bad the answer will be NO! That may mark the end to her free lunch. sad; he’s a great guy, but I guess the notion about girls and bad boys still prevails_ sucks!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Behind bars

Yellow...... It’s me............ I’ve missed you guys a lot, hope you missed me too. Sorry I’ve been away for a while now; school gets in the way, mid semester exams, tutorial, group work, mood swings, laziness, you know, the whole baggage.

Four of my course mates and I have been working really hard on our project/thesis. We choose a topic on prisoners’ right to vote in Ghana. At first we considered conjugal rights_ inmates getting laid.

But after visiting the place a couple of times, I ask myself_ what the hell were we thinking? SEX in prison???

Where were they gonna do it, sleeping is even a problem.

Thank God we changed the topic, i read in the news paper today, the Supreme Court had passed a judgment allowing convicted and remand prisoners to vote, and that the Electoral commission should go to work on making this possible.

Do you think jailbirds should vote?

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Creatures of the Heart

When they think, we feel
When they find it illogical, we see the logic

They may be head, but the neck does the turning
They think we are weak, but of the two

God thought it wise, that we be the fruit bearers.
See, we are strong.

Check out my biceps lol

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Spirit World

How come not only do you hear all the latest gossip in the saloons; you also get to hear the strangest things.

This 411 is especially for the women, I learnt that, it is wrong to carry your baby infront of you, so all those who are into face to face “carry-on bags” or straps for babies, Beware!!!

The proper way is the traditional manner; the baby goes to the back_ be careful to tie the cloth properly, you don’t want your baby on the floor. According to the grapevine, if you do otherwise, dwarfs can purchase you baby in the spirit world.

Yes sir! They buy your baby on the black market.
For whatever reason, I don’t know, there exist other “spirits” which protect the baby, as long as he or she is strapped to the mothers back_ oh yeah that includes the daddy’s too.

One may ask; what about just carrying the baby in your arms (after all, babe dey your front now)????........
I’m clueless.