Saturday, September 11, 2010


A man got married to a virgin and explained 2 her sex was just like putting a prisoner in prison.
After round 1, the husband exhausted rolls over to catch his breathe and the lady tells him 'honey the prisoner has escaped'. So the man went for round 2 n 3 after which he was completely worn out and wobbly.
A few seconds she tells him again 'honey the prisoner has escaped again'

He angrily snaps at her 'hey woman, it’s not a life sentence ooo...'



  1. Hahahaha.
    Thanks for the laugh. :)

  2. ROFL! Sweet Jesus! You brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for giving me a good laugh..

  3. This caught me unawares, lol. Thanks for making me laugh.

  4. LOL... I got one too. It's long but I hope you all don't mind. Here goes:

    Several men are in a golf club locker room when a cell phone rings. A man answers the phone: “Yes, I’m finished with my game so I can talk. You’re out shopping? And you want to order those new carpets? OK… and they’ll include the curtains for an extra five thousand? Sure, why not?”
    The golf buddies start to laugh.
    “You want to book that week-long cruise? They’ll hold the price at twelve thousand? Sounds good to me. How about two weeks? If that’s what you want, OK by me.”
    The buddies start to wonder where he’s been hiding the money. He continues: “And you want to give the builder the go-ahead for the house addition? Seventy-five thousand if we say yes today? Sounds fair- sure, that’s fine.”
    Glances of amazement all around. “OK, see you later. Yes, love you too,” says the man, ending the call.
    He looks at the other men and says, “Whose phone is this anyhow?”

  5. Both jokes funny. Would have been rolling on the floor had I not been in one of my 'moods'.

  6. hahahahaha...... Nanasei, that was a really good one, thanks for sharing. Nana Yaw, snap out of it!

  7. :) A good laugh....very much needed lol