Monday, August 30, 2010

Truth is...

In reality we can’t control everything
Especially the people around us
We can only hope, they’ll act accordingly
That they are who they say they are
And not wolves in sheep clothing

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Day Clubbing

Okay, I accept that there’s no specified location to look for love, it can happen anywhere, any place anytime, but seriously...?

Last week, my brother and I attended a funeral; one of his very best friends had lost the father; may his soul rest in peace and we were there to show our support and say goodbye. We returned from the cemetery to continue the interment on the deceased’s compound.

Truth of the matter is; funerals have evolved into what we call “gbonyo party”. Once the deceased has been lowered 6ft under, the sorrowful tunes, take a 180 turn, and the air fills with laughter, music, booze and club dancing.

So Roca, acquaints himself with Lady X_ I saw her being introduced to him with my own two eyes (as if it could be someone else hehheheehe...)

Three things happened:

They talked for a while_ getting the basics out the way

Engaged in some flirtatious antics_ you know, the kind where they hit each other playfully, the lady battering her lashes sweeping the air

Lip locked _ swapping spit and tongue wrestling, poor Mr Ice got caught in the middle, his work for the day changed from chilling the drinks, to chilling pink flesh. Yes indeed, it went that far.

Waiitttttttttt!!!...
Jeez! I must be at the wrong place; this is a funeral ground abi?
I thought kissing strangers only happened in the club.

* gbonyo_ dead body*

Friday, August 13, 2010

Merry-go- round

You know how most Ghanaian and Nigerian movies portray the theme of love.

There always a scene with the lovebirds, chasing each the on the beach or garden.Where there's lack of grass, you find them circling a potted plant,laughing and giggling to God knows what.

My question then is, does anybody do that in real life, seriously?...

If so,i best find a water body, or the nearest bush.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Try me

Man:
Baby, I'm so down for you
give me the chance to treat you like the queen you are
I know you have a man, but i see no band
let me show you that I'm the better man, in fact the very best
try me, give me just a month, let me show you what love is
try me, I'll be the best decision you ever made
try me, I'll do whatever it takes to make you happy
I'll come down for you, I'll even lay on the floor if that's what it takes
just try me

Lady:
Why you be wheel of fortune???...