I’ll admit it, I’m still dreaming about bulging boobies, size triple D lol. Sadly it ain't gonna happen, unless of course you all will contribute to buying me some, I hear it’s cheaper in Brazil_ find the account number below ;-)
I’m I insecure about my palm fitting ones? _ Duh!... So you see, the last compliment I was and will ever expect to hear, is anything far from these tennis balls, I’m not being vain, but tell me I have a great body, and that will make a whole lot of sense to me_ cos i do :-)
So naturally my first reaction_ you must be kidding me right, I’m i on candid camera?
No i'm not, my friends think I’m strange too, but I just prefer them small,i work better with it
Unless he was pulling a fast one on me, i almost blurted_"where have you been all my life"